Friday, December 25, 2009

To: Dru Johnston

Dear you,

Well Dru, you really did it this time! You have successfully gotten yourself a night of sushi dinner, plenty of drinks with your brother and the opportunity to either:
  • A. Push your creativity to a level beyond swearing at things or...
  • B. Invent swear words like in A Clockwork Orange.
I think it's safe to say that you've given yourself a pretty decent Christmas. Because really, what's Christmas but an opportunity to give your loved ones things that in some secret way help you.

I'm just making that point undeniably clear because I had to make a fourth post and my parents didn't want another kid.

But to everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! May your day be full of joy and mirth!

AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!

Yourself,

Dru Dylan Johnston

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